Foot Clothes – Socks for Weirdos

I give these socks 5 STARS! Softest socks ever! –JameyB

Why is it called FootClothes? Why does this exist?

The owners were a little buzzed (see: druuuuunnnkkkk) and I kind of forgot what socks were called, and you know, they’re like clothes for your foot, like, foot clothes. So we bought the URL.

After the world ‘sploded from the big CV, I lost my job as the Resident Magician at the Stanley Hotel. I liked the sound of self-employed more than unemployed, and figured if there was ever a time to try out my sock business full time, it was now. I didn’t have anything to lose, and no other job holding me back.