When Halloween Was Green (a novel)

Halloween Fanatics! Are you infuriated by the cutesiness of modern Halloween? Are you mad that Christmas gets 12 days while Halloween only gets one? Did you know that Halloween is several thousand years old, with ancient Celtic monsters older than recorded history? Finally, with the novel WHEN HALLOWEEN WAS GREEN, Halloween Enthusiasts get the respect we deserve: The scare in Halloween is gone from Middle America. With its celebrity-obsessed culture preferring glitter, pirates, and princesses, Keith and Benny MacCool’s frightening haunted house attraction isn’t getting the crowds it used to. When the few remaining Halloween enthusiasts in town start turning up dead, the MacCools unearth the source of the problem: something has awakened from Halloween’s distant past. The Celtic monsters and legends of old Ireland have discovered modern man has dumbed-down every tradition that once protected mortals on the scariest night of the year. And they have plans this Halloween. But Keith and Benny have survived a lifetime of personal demons and possess insider knowledge of every Halloween fright ever devised. When the sun sets on October 31st, the MacCools are the only ones who can confront the Celtic horrors not witnessed in 2000 years. This holiday is about to get scary—fast. Every novel purchased will be personally signed by the author.